Hey everyone. Our shoot last Saturday went swimmingly! We’re very thankful we have friends willing up to donate part of their Saturday to help us by standing around and looking ridiculous in a public park. Half of them were hungover to boot, but nobody threw up! Now that’s what I call ‘professional.’

Because we like you, we’re giving you a very slim sneak peek at what the future as in store for you. Namely a complacent utopia of dorks dressed Jerzees called Future City. “Who??? When!? Where?!? Whig?!?!?” you say? Wtf are you talking about anyway? We’ll explain later, but for now, here’s the veritable nip-slip of a glimpse!