Apple noPhone (2013)
It’s the next leap backwards.
Star Trek Into Darkness – Beyond Lens Flares (2013)
If you thought lens flares were impressive, just wait til you see wait J.J. Abrams has in store for the new Star Trek movie.
Sexy Spambots v1.0 (2013)
The ladies of your spam folder have some very salacious messages for you, if you can understand them of course.
Sorry, jilted audience! We haven’t written in a bit. Our bad. Srsly. We’ve been putting out lots of videos lately, and we forget you sometimes like sweet nothings whispered into your ear.
2013 is off to a busy start! We are committing to putting out one video a month, which might not sound like a lot, but TRUST US. It’s a lot of work. That being said, we’ve gotten a healthy dose of views for our video “The Internet Goes to Washington” and our Harlem Shake video (which we did way back when it was still cool, promise). Plus, lots of new subscribers and followers. Yay, metrics!
We also just got done hosting an art auction for Burnaway.org, which was a complete and utter blast, even when the rabid & drunk audience forced me to start stripping. It was like Magic Mike, except for it was really more like Tragic Trevor (I’m a hairy man, GET OVER IT).
Anyway! We have a whole slew of videos on the way, so mark every day on your calendar to check back with us because we’ll get more hits that way. Ok love you bye!
-JHG
The Internet Goes to Washington (2013)
Gawker, Buzzfeed, Reddit, and The Huffington Post go to the White House to ask the hard-hitting questions.
